mama

a very attractive woman



mama
A mama is a strong matriarchal figure who rules with an iron fist all of her extended family and almost anyone from the neighborhood who somehow gets near any of it. The stereotypical mama is a large voluptuous black woman with a powerful voice and a dominant personality. Her mere presence can defuse a tense situation and bring a castrating truce to male-generated violence. The mama is not afraid of confrontation as she's seen a lot of shit in her life, and as she's seen almost everyone around her when they were still in diapers. A mama's words can neutralize several guns at once, and, when scolded by a mama, even a feared gang leader shrinks back to the status of a child and may be seen hanging his head in shame.
Example:
A mama from the movie Lackawanna Blues, dominating a guy who just trashed the whole place: "Now when that gal come up in here in the middle of the night, half-dressed with her babies in tow, blood all over her swoll-up mouth, I was there for her and I ain't gonna turn back now. So if you wanna give me a dose of what you give her, bring it on, 'cause if you ever touch that child again, baby, we gonna dance." (respectful silence)


mama
She is pure at heart but bit short tempered. Lovable forever. People call her Chitra.
Example:
Mama is the cutest girl in the world and the best wife for ever.


mama
Mama is a small-child word for Mum or if you're a American user Mom. It is usually the first word that a small child says, along with "Fuck", "Shit", and "Dada".
Example:
Child: Mama! Mama!
Mum/mom: What, my little baby?


mama
The subject of many bad jokes
Example:
Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
Yo mama so black when someone hit her the mouth they struck oil.
Yo mama so ugly when she stuck her head out the window she got a ticket for mooning.
Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.
Yo mama so fat when she sees a school bus she yells "Stop that twinkie!!!"
Yo mama so fat she steped on a dollar and made change.
Yo mama so poor I saw her kicking a can and I asked her what she was doing she replied "Moving."
Yo mama so poor when I rung the door bell she stuck her head out the window and yelled "Ding-dong!"
Yo mama so black she got marked absent from night school.
Yo mama so tall that when she did a cart wheel she kickes Jesus.
Yo mama so fat she got baptised at seaworld.
Yo mama's teeth so nasty she uses a toilet brush.
Yo mama so dirty she just looks black.
yo mama is yo daddy.
Yo mama so stupid she stared at orange juice cause it said "concentrate."
Yo mama so short she commited suicide by jumping off the crub.
Yo mama so tiny she hoola-hoops with a cheerio.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 1.
Yo mama so old her breasts only make powdered milk.
Yo mama so old she farts dist.
yo mama so fat hens she wears red kids start dancing around her singing "Kool-Aid, Kool-Aid!"
Yo mama's boobs sag so low her nipples scrape on the concreat.
Yo mama so old in the second grade she sat next to Moses.
Yo mama so old she don't wear bifocals she wears octofocals.
Yo mama so ugly she went to a plastic surgeon he said "I'm sorry, I don't preform miricles."
Yo mama so ugly she don't need a mask on Halloween.
yo mama so poor I went into her house and steped on a cigarette and she asked "Who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is yo mama, nuf said.
Yo mama so stupid she went to Dr. Dre for a papsmear.
Yo mama so stupid she thought a quartedback was a refund.
Yo mama so fat and so black she jumped in the ocean and someone yelled "Oil spill!!!"
Yo mama's like a shot gun: one cock and she blows.
Yo mama's like a roller coaster: everone geta a ride.
Geico.com so easy yo mama can use it.


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