manowar

A Power or True metal bandMany feel that their music is repetitive...songs about glory, freedom, blood, kings and heavy metal...but these people are posers...there isnt a band more metal than ManOwaR..."Heavy Metal...Or No Metal At All...Wimps and Posers...Leave the Hall!!"



manowar
The greatest metal band ever, kings of metal
only fags like Pete (peter mc keown)
who listen to 50 cent and likin park dont like them
Example:
Manowar are amazing, Karl Logan is so much beter than Pete its hard to believe(Pete cant even play the riff of for whom the bell tolls)


manowar
One of the best heavy\power metal bands ever. They sing about friends, courage, dignity and so on and after so many years they continue to create powerfull music with meaningless lyrics, but thats the charisma of the band.

A drinking game: the players listen to any song by Manowar (exept the instrumentals) and each time a word like steel, ride, glory, metal, sword, fire, kill, black, night, heart, battle, brave, brothers is being sung everyone must take a drink from the bottle of beer. Usually people pass out very quickly.
Example:
Strike while the iron is hot
Steel is strongest so say we all
And if we all were not brothers of metal would we fall? - no -
They tried to test our spirit
They tasted steel before we were done
Grinding their bones into the dust of the past
All blown away like a shot from a gun

We cast our lot together four still stand as one
Here well remain forever till our kingdoms one

Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal metal thats real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air

Let us drink to the power drink to the sound
Thunder and metal are shaking the ground
Drink to your brothers who are never to fall
Were all brothers of metal here in the hall

Our hearts are filled with metal and masters we have none
And we will die for metal, metal heals, my son

Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal metal thats real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air

Let us drink to the power drink to the sound
Thunder and metal are shaking the ground
Drink to your brothers who are never to fall
Were all brothers of metal here in the hall

Brothers of metal
We are fighting with power and steel
Fighting for metal metal thats real
Brothers of metal will always be there
Standing together with hands in the air

*few guys drop unconcious on the floor* manowar...


manowar
Thee most sorry excuse for a Heavy Metal band in the world. Being loud isin't enough to be truly Metal! They are the Chippendales of Power Rock, not Metal! Manowar is the nuttiest, most cornball band you'll ever see, beyond cheesey! They make the Sunset Strip bands (Motley Crue, Poison, Ratt etc.) look cool! That's how much they suck! The stupid thing about Manowar is that they actually think they play good music, but all they talk about is War, when they've never even been in one! Damn, do they suck killer whale cock! Manowar is the kind of crap that sucks so much, you wish it never came into existence! Why don't these old farts just retire! All copies of their albums, purhcased or not, should be destroyed! MANOWAR SUCKS!
Example:
Kid #1: Whatchu listenin' to, buddy?!

Kid #2: Manowar.

Kid #1:........THAT SUCKS! I don't wanna be your friend anymore.


manowar
A large dildo, usually seen on websites such as brutaldildos.com.

Tends to be around 20" x 5" in size.

Is what the band was named after.
Example:
Her cunt is HUGE, fuck dildos. She'll need a manowar for that shit.


Manowar
One of the best damn heavy metal bands ever to come into existance.
Example:
"May You're swords stay wet like a young girl in her prime"
-Hail and Kill

"Rip their flesh
Burn their hearts
Stab them in the eyes
Rape their women as they cry
Kill their servants
Burn their homes
Till there's no blood left to spill
Hail and Kill
Power and dominion are taken by the will
By divine right hail and kill"
-Hail and Kill


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