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mariokart
When you're in a hurry to get somewhere so you cut corners and weave through traffic without signaling to get there a bit faster while being a total asshole.

Can also apply to walking - going off of paved walkways, stepping over the grass and through bushes, weaving through people like traffic and not giving a shit if you bump into people's shoulders or step on flowers.
Example:
Dude #1: Fuuu, we're going to be late and there's an exam today.

Dude #2: Nah we'll be fine, I'm gunna mariokart this shit. Fasten yo seatbelt.

Example 2 -

Dude #1: Man, your pants are all cut up and shit. Looks like you're bleeding, wtf happened?

Dude #2: I was gunna be late so I had to mariokart through some bushes and tripped.


Mariokarting
Sliding on your butt, on a preferably wet and snowy hill, racing your friends to the bottom.
Example:
Tyla slid on her butt to the bottom, perfecting the Mariokarting slide.


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