mart

Noun. A mart is a friend. English slang deriving from the english term "mate". Usualy used by teenagers and chavs of all ages.



mart
1.(noun) A shop with a gas station in front of it run by Red dot Indians, Muslims, Asians, and Mexicans. Usually remains open all 24 hours of the day. Often has catchy names like 7-11, Extramile, Jiffy Mart, and such.

After shopping there or paying for your gas the attendant says,"Tank you calm al gain," while raising his hand lifting his index and middle finder.
Example:
Kid 1,"Where'd you get that pack of swishers?"
Kid 2,"I posted up the mart near the factory and shoulder tapped this bum, told him he could keep the change."


mart
When someone burps and the stench is so foal and trash smelling that it could easily have been a fart.
Example:
Group of people in a car traveling home from dinner...

Guy 1 - "burp"
Guy 2 - My God! Who farted?
Guy 1 - Sorry dude, I marted.


mart
a toxic sulfureous fart cloud expelled from the asshole of someone who recently smoked methamphetamine; has a tendency to linger
Example:
Dean: “Yo Tony, wtf…? that is not cool! Did you just fucking mart?”
Tony: “What the fuck is a mart???”
Dean: “It’s a meth fart - the most disgusting fart out there”


marted
an adjective used to describe a person's state of being when they have consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or drugs. A person who is feeling high, rowdy and/or "gone" may be symptomatic of being marted.

*marted derives from the french word marteau, meaning "hammer"
Example:
Mandem 1: "Bruhhh, I've only had 3 shots tonight but I'm feeling so smashed I can't even describe how gone I am!"

Mandem 2: "Fam, I think you're more than gone and more than smashed, I think you're marted!!"


marte
jeeeesus marte's amazing. she's super easy to talk to and i trust her :). shes so freaking oretty and smart and im jealous hahah. shes also really sporty which is cool ig. all the teachers love her and shes rlly good to have in class bc she brights up the room and stuff. idk, i like marte (as a friend) and i dont want her to leaveeeeee 😢😢
Example:
hi marte, ur welcome heheh


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