matte

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matte

by Puddintain Rascoli on Jun 06, 2011 11:33:43

a short bitch ass mexican who smells of body odor. really sucks at softball. he flexes nuts often because he hasn't got any. never gets laid. virgin ... i believe so. he is the 1st man to actually cock block himself! need i say more about this pathetic excuse of a man. if he doesn't kill himself, he will more than likely die alone and be forgotten because nobody notices him in the first place. he drives a pussy ass hyundai.
Example:
Man did you see that guy that shit his pants?? He is such a Matte!


A Matt

by DisDaSing on Dec 21, 2011 12:23:19

Describing a bad/clueless player that thinks they're doing good, even though they are completely useless.
Example:
"WOW you are such a matt"


Matt

by Emilyyyy (: on Sep 29, 2011 20:52:08

A Matt (or just Mat) will make the best boyfriend/guyfriend ever. With their big brown eyes, and heart-melting smile it's hard not to fall for them. They are different, in a beautiful way. Even though they've had a bad past, you'll never know it. They are really strong people, and they change for the better. They are there when you need them, and they value their friendships. They like to look good, and dress well. Handsome, and charming. Very successful at life, make great Dads. Known to be players but when they meet that special girl, their sold. Matt's come off as tough and solid, but deep down, their soft side comes out and you see the sweet gentleman in them. They're not popular, but not a loner either. Friends love them, and guys want to be him. They have a really laid back attitude about themselves, but at the same time they can be the life of the party. Even though they can be a jerk at times, they mean well and are really the nicest guys ever. If you have a Matt, don't let him go. None other compares.
Example:
Look at that Matt over there. He's so handsome.


Matt

by orrin on Oct 31, 2007 03:34:49

ancient greek translation for "eternal sex-god". It is beleived that anyone that holds this name has a great level of skill and ability to perform sexual acts for long periods of time. Men posessing this name are also well endowed.
Example:
Girl 1: I wish my boyfriend was a matt
Girl 2: Oh you poor thing


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