meatus

the dickhole



Meatus
1. The opposite of a Pubic Mound.

2. Word used to describe a really pathetic person.

3. The funny little hole at the end of a guy's dingdang.
Example:
1. "That girl is such a pubic mound." "I know, but look at her boyfriend. He's such a meatus...I bet he can't ever get it up."

2. "Dude...check out my meatstick." "I hate you! You're such a meatus!"

3. "Ewwww! What is that?!" It's my meatus..." "Why is it so big?"


Meatus
A meaty, long, heavy, phat penis that sounds like a hammer when placed on table.
Example:
That guy has a meatus. Even though he tried his best to hide it, I can see it with his pants on


Beatus Meatus
Beatus meatus is the act of secretly (or in public) issuing a pushing movement on yo natural dongus until white joos leaks out. (red joos is optional)
Invented by Confucius in 470bc the art was mastered by Gandhi after seeing underage children.
Note* = Always perform beatus meatus only when your pp extendus (or else it can result in death).
Example:
Random bababoey: I have fat luigi's pictures
Ultra bababoey : Aight let me commit beatus meatus


Meatus Mummy
Meatus Mummy (Mommy for yanks) is a prison term, descriptive of somebody who can shove a narrow object, such as a AAA battery, into their urethra, then "give birth" to it.
Example:
Did you see the Meatus Mummy scene on that CBT video? Sick!


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