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meaty

A chick that is not fat but meaty. Something you can grab.

meaty

by denigod on Aug 25, 2006 08:07:11

The act of behaving like a meathead.

Example:
Wow Sarah, you got really meaty when you crushed that beer can on your forehead!

meaty

by Dennis Hill on May 16, 2006 13:19:56

The state of a penis between erect and limp. Halfway up

Example:
Are you up yet? No, I'm just meaty

Meaty

by Greggarius Maximus on Sep 18, 2019 18:35:51

noun: meaty; plural noun: meaties

synonyms: uneducated, ignorant, unwoke, idiot, nOOb, superficial, douche, ultimate douche, omnivore, fuck-head, chode, madharchodh (India), zombie, lamer, schlemiel, asshat; assclown, loggerhead, mooncalf, troll

antonyms: genius, vegan, woke, conscious, mindful, considerate, conscientious, compassionate, empathetic, kind

COMMON MEATY CHARACTERISTICS
I. Stupid look of superiority
II. Found with "I love animals" t-shirt while eating a bacon double-cheeseburger (see number V.)
III. Believes that since some animals eat other animals, they too are justified, but unwilling to sniff another human’s ass or eat the offspring of a new partner
IV. Subscribes wholeheartedly to cherry picked interweb articles/arguments
V. Frequent non sequitur references to bacon and cheese, grunting ecstatically
VI. Confused by basic biological processes
VII. Habitually in the company of flat-earthers or climate-change deniers
VIII. Possesses I (heart) TRUMP memorabilia
IX. Breeds at alarming/unsustainable rate
X. Believes plants quietly feel pain but willing to ignore cries of a dying animal
XI. Selfish unquestioning of practices, from which, they directly benefit (not unlike politicians)
XII. Subscribes to ridiculous arguments: animals are stupid; it’s legal; it’s humane/kosher/halal/grass-fed/free-range; circle of life; our ancestors ate meat; Hitler was a vegetarian; but protein, bro; B12; god; electrolytes

Example:
FORMAL
The greedy meaty who entered the vegan co-op restaurant made a scene when the staff refused to kill an animal on their behalf.

This year alone, meaties have killed more than 200 animals each.

INFORMAL
a person who eats meat; an ignorant person

ARCHAIC
a person of low intelligence.

The Meaties

by Burakarmiashu on Feb 16, 2022 12:02:21

When you eat so much meat it puts you in a state of temporary intoxication.

Example:
Damn Joe at so much meat he got the meaties, I swear I thought he was drunk.

Meaty

by The meatmister on May 20, 2003 21:00:16

1.Something that is fat
2.A penis too large for the bearer

Example:
"bloody hell, that's meaty you son-of-a-bitch!"

Meaties

by Meaties Freak on Nov 11, 2008 05:22:33

slang term used to describe cocaine. Origins are from the Greek word for nose

Example:
Sometimes I think about meaties and sometimes I have them

Meaty

by maddie P on Jan 29, 2009 01:47:16

A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.

Example:
mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY

Meaty

by Pwincess L on Jun 22, 2011 03:31:02

It means you're not fat, but you don't have a body fat percentage of 0.

Example:
Chick: Hey babe, how do I look in this dress?
Dude: Great, babe. You look meaty.
Chick: Oh. Thanks, I guess.

Meaty

by Al on Oct 30, 2003 00:49:25

When something is good

Example:
Hey! That new song is meaty!

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