unspecified medical condition
A phrase you can use to get out of a jail sentence, note that you must be Paris Hilton rich for this to be effective.
Example:
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!
Paris Hilton: I got to party at home in my mansion while I served my jail sentence because I had an unspecified medical condition; that's hot!