meld

i. To Announceii. A combination of meld and weld, meaning to join together.



MELDS
A Monogamous, Exclusive, Long Distance Situationship.

Although some MELDS experts say it should mean a Mutually Exclusive, Long Distance Situationship with the monogamy implied.
Example:
Sam: How are you and your MELDS keeping up?
Evo: My MELDS and I are good! Hopefully gonna fly out to see her next month.


Meld
When two or more friends have the exact same thoughts at the exact same time.
Example:
last night i was chatting to this new girl and she share so many of my life ideas, its like our minds totally meld.


Melded
Melded (n.) - A complete fuck-up of life. A lack of common sense combined with regretable decisions familiar mostly to the state of drunkeness while being stoned.

Melded (v.) - To do something so retarded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as "Why the hell would you do that" and "How did you manage that one".
Example:
"Oh you really melded that one up"

"This whole day is really melded"


mind meld
When you hang out with someone too long, you start to think like them.

(also used in south park season 1 or 2 by mr. mackey)
Example:
A:these beers arnt cold, lets put em out in the snow..
B:better yet lets go out side and...
A: ...build snow chairs and drink out side?
B: holy shit! mind meld!


Cingulate melding
The feeling as if your living environment has been welding and shaping your personality a certain way so that you can perform a certain task without flaws or problems.
Example:
A webtoon called 'It's Mine' perfectly depicts how our protagonist, Yohan Do, gets cingulate molded into a psychopathic stalker by his father since childhood. A perfect depiction of cingulate melding.


Mine meld
To place the tips of the fingers against one's own forehead, as if trying to access something recalcitrant from the brain.

(Derived from "mind meld," coined by the original television series Star Trek, referring to a technique employed by Mr. Spock to access the thoughts and emotions of another being.)
Example:
From a prose adaptation of David Mamet's Glengarry Glen Ross:

"...how are you?" Ricky asked, finally noticing George's agitation.

"Fine.... You mean the board? How am I doing on the board?"

"Okay," Ricky said, slightly bewildered. "The board."

"I'm fucked on the board! My mind must be other places," George said, performing a mine meld, "Because I can't... I can't..."

"You can't do what?" Ricky barked impatiently.


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