menstrual
The way a woman feels when its that time of the month. The only things which can help to lift her mood are lots of sympathy, copious amounts of chocolate and lots of cups of tea brought to her by her man.Menstrual
Split into two types:
Type 1: When a female is currently at the egg releasing stage of the menstrual cycle
Type 2: An adjective used to describe a wide variety of actions and phenomena where the subject is both mental and sensual.
(To differentiate between the types the shorthand T1 and T2 can be used)
Type 1: When a female is currently at the egg releasing stage of the menstrual cycle
Type 2: An adjective used to describe a wide variety of actions and phenomena where the subject is both mental and sensual.
(To differentiate between the types the shorthand T1 and T2 can be used)
Example:
Type 1
"Don't mind her she is quite menstrual at the moment."
Type 2
1) "Dayum! That meal was completely menstrual!"
2)
Person 1: Mate that girl is fiiit
Person 2: Hells yea, she's completely menstrual.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: T2 mate T2.
Person 1: Damn right, she is a menstrosity
Type 1
"Don't mind her she is quite menstrual at the moment."
Type 2
1) "Dayum! That meal was completely menstrual!"
2)
Person 1: Mate that girl is fiiit
Person 2: Hells yea, she's completely menstrual.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: T2 mate T2.
Person 1: Damn right, she is a menstrosity
Menstrual mouth
Example:
A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
A guy and a gal kiss after he performs oral sex on her during her period.
After they kiss, the gal says, " Go brush your teeth, your have menstrual mouth"
Menstrual Loaf
1. (n) A chunk of menstruation that is attached to a tampon.
2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
2. (n) Salmon that has not been de-boned and has been left out in the sun too long.
Example:
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
I pulled my motherfucking tampon out of my coochie and an economy-sized slice of menstrual loaf landed on the floor.
Menstrual Warrior
Another word for tampons.
Menstrual Cycle
Example:
a menstrual cycle sounds like "Nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag...BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
a menstrual cycle sounds like "Nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag-n-nag...BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH-bitch-BIIIIIIIIIIITCH!"
Menstrual Meltdown
The end result of not dealing with Tear Bombs fast enough or carefully.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Menstrual Meltdown is the verbal tirade mixed with tears of a PMS-ing woman.
Usually not too logical and mostly aimed at her man.
Example:
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
Menstrual Meltdown is not pretty.
"What, are you screwing your secretary now???"
"Is she better than me or just more convenient??????"
"My birthday's coming up and you'd better not f***ing forget, asshole."
"You hate me when I'm like this don't you......" "No wonder the secretary turns you on."
Once the switch is flipped, you've missed the chance at any kind of quick recovery, short of a new car or pricey ring.
It's considered better to cut your losses and head to the bar with a buddy for a few hours.
Menstrually Retarded
A variant of Mentally Retarded, this condition affects women during their period, when they are often prone to completely illogical and irrational behaviour.
Example:
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
"Heather must be on her rags! She's acting completely menstrually retarded."
"Did you see the way that Toby was attacked by Janine?!? Over nothing! She's acting menstrually retarded."
Menstrual Patient
A variant of Mental Patient, an irrational craziness besets women during their period, and they are transformed into bleeding mental patients.
Example:
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"
"Gloria has completely lost her shit. One minute she was laughing, then she burst into tears, and finally she stabbed Frank with a spoon! She's acting like a fucking Menstrual Patient!"