metro

Correct definition. None of that bullshit biased shit you call a definition.A metro or metrosexual is a male that is cares about his appearance and hygiene but is a heterosexual.Anyone who says a metrosexual is actually a homosexual, is just jealous that these sensitive SNAG guys are getting laid more then them. Discrimination never gets you anywhere people. Report me, I dare you. You have nothing on me.



metro
mint guys who are SNAGs (also know as metrosexuals) and follow the following rules;
1. dress hot
2. wear awesome shoes
3. very modern haircut
4. 100% disgusted with the thought of being with another man
5. perfect skin and love the skin products
6. love the gym
7. nothing but designer everything
8. read style magazines often e.g GQ
9. knows how to make only the best cocktails and if he drinks beer its top of the line imported
10. cant deal with a mess

also most metros find bogans to be a disgrace

Example:
being metro is fukin mint.


metro
Metro PCS. A cell phone service provider in the Bay Area used by drug dealers and rappers. You dont need ID or credit to purchase and subscribe to Metro PCS, only cash. This is a deterant to law enforcement.
Example:
Call me on my Metro if you still want those kilos homeboy.


metro
A term ruined by bogans who think wearing a pink shirt makes them metrosexual. You can spot an imposter because their white leather shoes have been scuffed and dirty since about 5 mins after they bought them.
Example:
bogan1: Do ya like my new pink polo shirt? It works a treat with the ladies.
bogan2: Isn't that the one you wore all week?
bogan1: I'll just spray some deoderant on it. How metro is that?
bogan2: What time are the chicks coming round?
bogan1: Hour or so.
bogan2: Well I'm done getting ready, lets go kick the footy till they rock up.
bogan1: sweet


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