middle man

(n.)An intermediary who charges for his/her services in obtaining other people's services because the customer is too lazy.



Middle man
Someone you hang out with and are friends with only because they are really good friends with someone you want to date or plow, and when you hang out with them, they're likely to invite the hot person.
Example:
Keith: I hear your hanging out with Larengo tomorrow. I thought you hated that Farkleberry?

Henry: no, I'm only doin it so I can meet that chick, Latrice. He's my middle man.


Middle Man
An individual who chooses to defecate or urinate in the middle stall of a three stall format bathroom of either urinals, toilets or both, where one person is already on the outside stall/urinal.
Example:
Get this...I was just about to drop a deuce, cleaned the seat up and everything, and a Middle Man came in to shit right next to me! I could see the dude's feet and everything...think it's the freak from the auditors! I pulled anchor and left to crap later, I cannot take a dump while looking at someone's feet, I effing HATE that!


Middle aged man
A man who is at least 30 years old or maybe over the age of 35 at the very oldest but not old enough to be seen as an by elderly or an old man, especially by most young people around today in 2021.
Example:
A man is 36 years old.Today’s teenagers and young adults who don’t see Rick as a feeble demented old man most likely consider Rick a middle aged man on the verge of being “old”.


Manning Middle School
Manning Middle School is shit and you should NEVER go there! Teachers favor students, are to fucking going to be teachers, shove ads down your throat (For some Europe trip), Fire the good teachers and keep the bad ones, etc! Manning sucks.
Example:
Me: Have you ever been to Manning Middle School?
Friend: No, I heard it’s good! And I really want to go!
Me: Get the fuck outta my house!!


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