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mileage

The term to describe wear and tear on women who have either had alot of sex, or the amount of kids she gave birth to.

mileage

by annie holyoake on Jan 14, 2005 01:51:00

somewhere very, very far away

Example:
the ghetto is mileage from here

mileage

by Jillian Frayne on May 25, 2004 12:16:04

Time
Dublin slang

Example:
Whats de mileage?

mileage

by war.b on Feb 17, 2005 05:01:37

a long distance that needs to be traveled

Example:
"is it much further away?"
"yeah amn its fuckin milage!!"

Mileage

by Time4SumAksion on Aug 16, 2006 11:40:21

The term used to describe how much value (i.e. "bang for your buck") you will get out of a VIP Dance (i.e. private dance) from a stripper in a nudie bar.

A typical "low mileage" dance is completely hands-off. (i.e. no touching.)

A dance with fair mileage may include groping of the dancer's ass and breasts.

A dance where you're getting great mileage will include titty sucking, kissing, petting and digital vaginal penetration.

In some very rare cases, a dance including a hand-job, fellatio or full-on sex would be considered exceptional mileage. This, of course, could also be considered prostitution.

Example:
Tom: What kind of mileage will I get if I go back for a dance with that black chick?

Dick: Who, Mercedez? She'll let you finger her.

Mileaged

by Mazinsfan123 on Apr 01, 2019 16:46:58

roasting someone so hard they squirt like a goose.

Example:
"Steve go sit on that table, you bellend"
"oh shit, he just got mileaged"

dick mileage

by flyingdog on Jan 30, 2008 12:59:50

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

Example:
I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

cock mileage

by Urban Merriam on Mar 27, 2010 11:12:58

The unit of measure for how worn out a woman's vagina is which takes into account such factors as the cumulative number of thrusts from penises into her vagina, the size of each penis, how often she uses a dildo, the size of the dildo, how many babies she's had, etc...

Cock mileage is the unit of measure for the comprehensive wear that has been imposed on a woman's vagina and an indicator of how pleasurable sex with her will be.

Men with larger penises will usually be able to tolerate women with higher cock mileage and will usually rack up cock mileage on a woman faster than a more modestly equipped man.

Example:
Friend A) Dude, I bet Sarah's vag feels nicer than Terry's. She's only had a couple boyfriends, so I bet it's still pretty nice and tight.

Friend B) Naw, man. I know Terry's kind of a slut, but she usually goes for guys with low self-esteem stemming from their inadequate penises. Sarah's definitely got higher cock mileage. She fucked her last boyfriend at least twice daily, and that guy had a phallusaurus rex.

mileage whore

by KPinOH on Sep 14, 2006 20:53:15

Female traveler with a compulsion to collect airline frequent flier miles/points. Obsessively charges every possible item on her airline-affiliated credit cards. She selects hotels & rental car companies based on how many promotions or bonus miles they will contribute to her accounts.

Example:
She's got her Elite status cards and sits in First Class drinking Champagne with the suits because she's a serious mileage whore.

low mileage

by Jeff Gawrys on Oct 10, 2003 04:08:12

A female who hasnt slept with many men.

Example:

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