Milhouse
by Julia Wright-Trapezi on Feb 12, 2009 05:48:49
Or "Milly".
Descriptive term for a deluded predatory internet
fraudster with pederastic tendencies.
A "fat sweaty mess" often seen wandering around
Stansted Airport utterly convinced he has lured an imaginary Italian nubile to his native country. Will often be dressed in a rancid
bumble bee outfit and sporting a man bag full of soiled kleenex and anal beads.
Example:
Portuguese Police have asked the public to contact them immediately if anyone fitting
Milhouse's description was seen in the area at the time.
"This
chatroom is monitored by responsible adults. Anyone behaving like Milhouse will be reported immediately to the appropriate
authorities"
Milhouse
by IEATRICE on Dec 15, 2008 11:05:23
A synonym of the word "weak", symbolizing the
submissive,
pre-pubescent weakness of the character Milhouse, from
The Simpsons.
Use is similar to the word "fail" in describing objects, people, events, or qualities.
Example:
Example 1:
Lenny: "Two years ago I couldn't
bench press my own body weight."
Carl: "That's because you were a Milhouse."
Example 2:
Lenny: "My mom only put
one slice of turkey in my sandwich..."
Carl: "Your mom makes your lunch? That's Milhouse...and your sandwich is Milhouse too."
Example 3:
Lenny: "I completely forgot all the dating tips you gave me when I approached her so I choked and couldn't ask her out."
Carl: "That's cuz you're a Milhouse!"