milkdud

A girl that starts off as being really cool. You know, funny, interesting, cute, stuff like that. But, upon getting to know her better, you discover she is an evil, manipulative, self-serving, self-indulgent, self-centred bitch. Like the milkdud candy. Sweet on the outside, poison on the inside.



milkdud
n. A small, brown, round, fecal sample that is left on a pillow of a girl after a certain guy tries to have oral sex with her.

This can also be used as a nickname, or proper noun. As in John is a milkdud. Or "Hey, what's up, MilkDud?"
Example:
Jane left a milk dud on the pillow because she can't control her sphincter muscle, and doesn't wash her butt often.


Milkdudding
The act of placing one's erect nipple into another person's anus; the act of giving a 'Milkdud.'
Example:
Tina: Me and Jennifer got drunk last night, and she gave me Milkdud.

Billy: Like...the candy?

Tina: No no no. A Milkdud...you know.

Billy: OH NO A CLiiiiifff....OH NOOoo...

Tina: That's the last time I ever try Milkdudding...


Milkduds
People who are dreamers who haven't brought their dreams to reality yet like a lit firecracker that didn't go off and people think is a dud
Example:
Person: I'mma see what I can get out of these licks
Person 2: You can't milk it for all its worth when they're milkduds. You can't steal a dream.


Milkdud Syndrome
A serious psychological disorder that affects women specifically after giving child birth. Milk dud syndrome occurs after being coupled with the lack of much-needed self-confidence and the need to show off ones breast while breast feeding to the public for personal attention.
Example:
Female 1: Why does this lady feel the need to whip out her saggy breasts in the line at Walmart to feed her child?

Female 2: Oh she must have MDS, milkdud syndrome, It occurs and women who have a lack of self-confidence after giving birth.


The Kentucky Milkdud twist
When you take a rabbit's shit and smear it on your partner whilst twisting their ears shouting racial slurs.
Example:
I really hope she's more comfortable in the bedroom by now, I really want to try The Kentucky Milkdud Twist on her.

Bro, it was sick. She let me do The Kentucky Milkdud Twist on her! That was the best sex I've ever had!


italian milkdud
While in the 69 position (woman on top) you are fingering her asshole. At some point during the interlude she unknowingly dropps a small turd about the size of a milkdud candy in your mouth when you remove your finger from her asshole. This could work for any nationality, however, when it happened to me, she was of Italian heritage. Hence the Italian in the "italian milkdud"

To truly execute this in its purist form, your reaction when the milkdud hits your mouth, is to remove it , and toss it across the room, preferably hitting the wall. Immediately following this action, you reinsert your finger into her asshole and get back to eating the snatch as if nothing had ever happened.

JM
Example:
Yea man, I was with my girl last night, we started fooling around, and next thing ya know she gave me an Italian milkdud.


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