misfortunation
by Shadowkeeper on Jun 03, 2005 05:57:52
Example:
I got tired of waiting for my food so I lit a cigarette and, by
sheer misfortunation,
the waiter arrived a few seconds later.
Misfortune
by NotConorMcGregor on Feb 01, 2018 06:58:11
misfortunate
by DagnyMTaggart on Oct 09, 2009 05:14:43
Meno Misfortune
by VeryVisionary on Jul 07, 2023 03:01:21
Little Misfortune
by IhopeIdrinkwater on Apr 29, 2022 04:23:45
A little who deserved a better life but instead got
kidnapped by a magic fox, shushes her
little butt crack and goes on painful adventures just to find out she was dead the
whole time.
Example:
Person 1: Have
you heard of Little Misfortune?
Person 2: Yeah, she deserved a
better life.
misfortune cookie
by Ambient Guerilla on Nov 20, 2009 03:36:16
Example:
(1) "I just got a misfortune cookie from my mom - our
poodle Rex just died." (2) "Did you taste those misfortune cookies that
Camille brought to the picnic?
Bleck!"
musical misfortune
by jake12334455433 on May 27, 2009 06:27:41
When you have a song
stuck in your head for at least
10 minutes, and right before you get the chance to listen to the song, it finally becomes
un-stuck.
Example:
john is very annoyed by
the 80s song "
take on me" that is stuck in his head, so he rushes home, runs up
the stairs, opens his laptop, only to realize the song is not stuck in his head anymore.
musical misfortune
Wheel of Misfortune
by 1-800-PAIN on Mar 19, 2015 06:05:21
Similar to
Wheel of Fortune, but rather than having a chance to win, you will lose or get something
shitty all of the time. Also another good phrase for
Roulette.
Example:
Sam decided to
spin the Wheel of Misfortune, but lost every time.
Jim went to the
casino to play the good ol' Wheel of Misfortune and lost his house, car, and
kidney because of his debt.
misfortunes never come singly
by Nabeel, on Jan 11, 2008 22:29:31
Example:
A: Guess what?!
B: What?!
A: Last night my car was
stolen, anyway, misfortunes never come singly,
I lost my
wallet today.