mixed drinks

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mixed drink
A mixed drink is an alcoholic beverage containing one or more types of hard liquor mixed (hence the origin of the term) with non-alcoholic beverages or other flavoring ingredients known as mixers. These mixtures range from simple (two ingredients) to very complex. It is usually done for the sake of making the drink taste more appealing (and less like straight alcohol).

May also be called a cocktail.
Example:
My favorite mixed drink is the Screwdriver; half orange juice, half vodka.


Bent Straw in his mixed drink
A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)
Example:
Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.


manly mixed drink
Any alcoholic drink that does not, in any way taste sweet or enjoyable. Manly mixed drinks include vodka and ever clear, jäger and whiskey, Guinness and brandy. A manly mixed drink is very strong, and very manly. It's main objective is to get you shit faced in a timely manner
Example:
After a couple manly mixed drinks, I was turnt to the max.


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