mom

a supportive parent UNTIL your 11. then hell breaks loose



mom
The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Example:
Where would you be without your mom?


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mom
someone who gave birth to you.
Example:
"Luke...(breath) I am your mom."


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mom
The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
Example:
Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.


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mom
One who gives birth to you and has to care and nurture your stupid ass until you are 18 or 40.You will never know.
The most used comeback.
Example:
Dave: Hey, what are you doing this summer, Jeff?
Jeff: Your mom *laughs like a dumbass*.
Dave: Idiot...


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mom
1. The hardest and lowest paid, but most rewarding job in the world.

2. A intimate, familiar, and loving name to be called (by your kids).
Example:
1. Of course I work, I'm a mom! And I have another job, too!

2. When you go through these hateful phases, I just remember the first time you called me "Mom", and it doesn't hurt so bad.


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mom
the number 1 butt of moronic jokes
Example:
yo mamma


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mom
a person who is ur parent and is female.
She talks and talks and talks until u wanna hit her over the head with a shovel. :)
Example:
God, mom, why wont u just shut up? Please Stop Talking to me. I get it, i wont ever try to stick a roach in the microwave again. now shut up!


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mom
(no not the woman that gave birth to you) the person in a friend group that always provides the unwanted good advice.
Example:
billy: hey lets go jump off that bridge
joe: i don't think that's a very good idea we might die
billy: Okay MOM


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