moth
Forget man-eating spiders- moths are the pinnacle of evil scary bugs!
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
Just imagine a tiny butterfly capable of flying straight down your earhole and driving you crazy, except that moths aren't pretty lil' butterflies at all... they are ugly yet clever little turds who find their way into your room at night and fly around the lampshade, casting a huge shadow on the wall which looks like a demented pigeon, which causes you to soil yourself and go sleep on the couch downstairs. (Which, by the way, is where all the spiders are hiding. But you end up eating them in your sleep anyway so it's not so bad...)
Example:
I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!
I suppose you could say I have a teeny weeny problem with moths, BUT CAN YOU BLAME ME??? MOTHS ARE PURE EVIL!!!
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Example:
stupid moth
stupid moth
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A miniature version of the monster, Mothra, that appeared in an old Godzilla movie. Although irritating, the common moth devastates curtains, not Japan.
Example:
Whinging Kid - "Ah! A moth!"
Sarcastic Parent that tells jokes too old for the kid to understand- " Quick! Call Godzilla!"
Whinging Kid - "Ah! A moth!"
Sarcastic Parent that tells jokes too old for the kid to understand- " Quick! Call Godzilla!"
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A put-down about the appearance of a person
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1. A cool little bug that flys around and likes lights.
2. A really small gothic person who likes stupid bands like murderdolls. (Midget Goth)
3. Just the letters 'm','o','t' and 'h' in a certain order to form 'moth'.
2. A really small gothic person who likes stupid bands like murderdolls. (Midget Goth)
3. Just the letters 'm','o','t' and 'h' in a certain order to form 'moth'.