mum and dad

When two of your friends finally get together and they become the Mum and Dad of the group.It usually means they are a very wholesome couple.



mum and dad sandwich
When you have sex with both of someones parents and position yourself in the centre to become the filling
Example:
I'm off round martins house to have a mum and dad sandwich with his parents


Bank of Mum and Dad
The Bank of Mum and Dad:
n. Money acquired from one's parents that doesn't have to be repaid... or the borrower doesn't intend to repay even if they are supposed to.

Said in a smug way by the people who use the 'bank', as they think they've got free money from their parents.

However, the parents know it exists and use the phrase in an annoyed kind of way... Like they know that the BoMaD exists and that it isn't right, but they can't do anything about it.

The BBC programme of the same name showed that the BoMaD can last well into a person's 40s, provided their parents are still alive.
Example:
Person 1: "Hey man, you coming out tonight??"
Person 2: "Hmm I dunno, I've no bus money or money for drinks or money for a brand new and expensive outfit or money to spend on other people or money to pay the strippers with or money to buy fat cigars or money to get a limo home with..."
Person 1: "Bank of mum and dad, man!"
Person 2: "Oh yeah! You're on then!"


ya mum's ya dad
ya mum's ya dad
Example:
ya mum's ya dad


Ya mum's your dads aunty
When you would like to annoy someone its polite to let them know that there mum's their dads aunty.
Example:
Hey Tom guess what ? Ya mum's your dads aunty


Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma
A game where the victims three relations (Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma) have to be dropped in a sentence without the victim noticing.
There should be a gap between You Dad and Your Grandma.

It can be countered by the victim at any point by saying the next relation, i.e. after Your Dad is said the victim can say Your Grandma.
Example:
……….I heard Your Mum got a new job……………….that’s funny I thought Your Dad was working in Stafford……………long pause………………Your GRANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (loud and exaggerated so everyone knows you lost Your Mum, Your Dad, Your Grandma)


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