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Example:
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visualize my asshole
The automatic response a thoughtful person utters aloud when being subjected to the absolutely inane and painfully unclever bumper sticker that reads: Visualize Whirled Peas.
Example:
Why don’t you visualize my asshole?


Visualize my asshole!
A common response, often yelled from one’s moving vehicle, to the vapid jerks who display the inane bumper sticker, “Visualize Whirled Peas.”
Example:
In a moment of deep irritation fueled by my lifelong pacifism, coupled with a brief moment of surprising pity, I loudly shouted, “Visualize my asshole!” to the sad sack occupants of the hulking SUV as it passed me on the boulevard.


brasso on my asshole
A term coined from disciplinary action while one is serving in the armed forces.
Example:
I just came from the sarg's tent , boy was he pissed about me missing the revelie, he put the brasso on my asshole.


kiss my asshole
Similar to kiss my ass, only deeper. Typically used in an escalating argument when a death blow is needed. Generally modified or enforced with fuck face, see example below.
Example:
Two people arguing:

person 1: Why are you such an douche-bag?

person 2: Go fuck yourself!

person 1: Fuck you!

person 2: Kiss my asshole, fuck face!


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