Drive My Car
Oh My Car
Phrase from the game Final Fight after you break the enemies car. Often used to replace the phrase "Oh my God."
Jump in my car
The David Hasselhoff medley that men use to pick up unsuspecting women.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
Works best if you are incredibly drunk and thrusting into the american flag.
Example:
"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"
"Jump in my car, I want to take you home, come on and jump in my car, it's way too far to walk on your own"
nuke (in my car)
Slang for Bible /other holy books, such as the Qu'ran. Can also be used in the context of a rare book or any book with important meaning, such as Guide to Life, the Universe, and Everything!
Example:
"Yo, you got the nuke in your car?" said the Christian bookworm
"Yeah, the Bible, right?" said his Catholic friend
"You got it, brother!" said the Christian bookworm
(The "nuke (in my car)" is the holy book)
"Yo, you got the nuke in your car?" said the Christian bookworm
"Yeah, the Bible, right?" said his Catholic friend
"You got it, brother!" said the Christian bookworm
(The "nuke (in my car)" is the holy book)
fix my car
Example:
K: I have a free period. I'm gonna go home and fix my car.
D: You mean you're gonna go home and get hella high.
K: I have a free period. I'm gonna go home and fix my car.
D: You mean you're gonna go home and get hella high.
Park my car
I’m in love with my car
Written by Roger Taylor from the band Queen. He loves his car. Period.
He locked himself in a cupboard.
He locked himself in a cupboard.
Example:
Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”
Friend: “Why would anyone write a song called ‘I’m in love with my car’?”
Me: “Because he has a feel for his automobile.”
dude where's my car?
Example:
1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"
1. "dude where's my car?" "where's ur car dude?"
2. "just the chicken, rice, soup, and cookies" "and then?" "no, no and then!" ect..
3. "shibby!"