my dong

An expression used to attract the opposite sex. Very ineffective yet simple.



Cuntified my dong
The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.
Example:
I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.


huff my dong
Slang for a male request of oral sex, either towards another male in a sarcastic "shut the fuck up" way or in respect to previous events, however not commonly a serious request to a female.
Example:
"Man, wanna' come play poker?"
"No, huff my dong."

"How was your night with Shaundra last night?"
"Good, man."
"She huff your dong?"
"Twice."


You are stepping on my dong
Youve got to be shitting me, no fuggin way, oh my god that cant be right, your foot is on top of my penis.
Example:
R. Kelly didn't go to jail? You are stepping on my dong!

Hey bitch watch it your stepping on my dong!


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