my girlfriend

The most often subject discussed on internet forums, usually by people who want to seem cool but sadly have nothing better to do.



my girlfriend
Example:
friend: you have a girlfriend?

me: ...yes.

friend: so you are dating a female woman who exists.

me: ....she does. my girlfriend lives in michigan.

friend: sure she does hunty


My girlfriend Sally
1) In the Urban Dictionary editorial guidelines, the very embodiment of the nonentity: "Publish definitions of Jennifer Lopez because she's famous, but reject my girlfriend Sally".

2) Fictitious girlfriend, invented in order to convince your friends that you are not gay or that a woman has found you attractive enough to want to be your girlfriend. See Canadian girlfriend.
Example:
My girlfriend Sally says she loves it when I do sex with her up the anal root canal.


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