my virginity

My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.



Lost my virginity
When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Example:
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!

Mary: Jeez!

Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)


Like it? I lost my virginity to it.
It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.
Example:
*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.


How The Grinch Stole My Virginity
How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
Example:
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity


Like loosing my virginity to an Irishman
Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".
Example:
Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.

Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.


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