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nap
Example:
Zerostar took a nap from 2pm to 5pm.


Napped
When someone over the age of 18 is “kid”napped. Also: abducted, stolen, ransomized, or taken against ones will.
Example:
On her way to work, my wife was napped by some thugs demanding I pay them eleventy billion dollars for her return.

Hello, 9-1-1. I’m an adult male who was just napped by some hooligan g thangs.


Nap
To (intentionally) sleep for a short period of time; doze

"A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting."
- Terri Guillemets
Example:
Oh, if only I'd known what a blessing nap time was back when I was younger!


There's a Nap for That"
A play on the IPhone advertisement . . . What you say to someone who is always complaining about being tired in the middle of the day.
Example:
Kyra: I cannot keep my eyes open this after noon.

Alonzo: Yeah, "There's a Nap for That"


nap
A pro re nata session of sleep. Can last as little as 10 minutes (powernap), to 3-4 hours. Not recommended for the ambitious personality, and usually frowned upon by semper fidelis types. Naps are sometimes instituted in some kindgergarten classes. Excessively long daytime naps may contribute to insomnia.
Example:
Howard: "I think i'm gonna take a nap."

Nester: "What a waste of time."

Howard: *Sleeps in bed for 2 hours*

Howard: "That was great!"


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