natty ice
natural beer "natty ice" is a cheap and bad quality alchoholic beverage most likely bought by college students "laxbros" who dont have money to buy decent beernatty ice
natty ice
The savior beer of all people who don't have $10 to spend for a six pack. Will run you about 12 a six pack and will fuck you up quick as shit. Has 5.9% alcohol per volume but tastes as good as budweiser. The prefered drink of high school and college students, and poor people alike.
natty ice
A beer popular among frat boys and bustas for being cheap and having a slightly higher alcohol content than other beers. Natty Ice tastes like shit and, contrary to popular belief, will get only the worst lightweight drunk quicker because it is, after all, still just a beer. Ironically, most people that drink natty ice probably come from affluent families and can afford something better.
Example:
After drunkenly stumbling upon a gatorade bottle full of clean urine being kept in the fridge for an upcoming drug test, Eric mistakes the urine for actual gatorade, takes a sip and then exclaims "Fuck! This gatorade tastes like natty ice!"
After drunkenly stumbling upon a gatorade bottle full of clean urine being kept in the fridge for an upcoming drug test, Eric mistakes the urine for actual gatorade, takes a sip and then exclaims "Fuck! This gatorade tastes like natty ice!"
natty ice
natty ice
nickname for girls who are bimbos and walk in large groups who questions her text messages yet sends them with exclamation points. these girls preferably wear the designer HUDSON jeans when going out on the town and always has her 2 packets of gum ready in purse!
nattie ice
a beer with a great history of service to the working classes of america.. A beer that makes you wanna wake up and go to work, with the comfort of knowing that multiple cold brews will be waiting. at a price of 4.99 for a 12 pack this brew is a simply unbeatable value that invites many classy, yet unemployed, inviduals to enjoy its rich taste. When added to a funnel this beverage has the ability to make an individual incoherent within several minutes. When purchasing in a grocery store, many fellow customers will tend to make comments about the quality of the beverage, but these comments shoud be ignored
Natty Ice
1. Slang for alchoholic beverage known for its large (pint sized) cans, cheap value (cheaper than canned soda), and large percentage of alchohol per volume (5.9%) 2. Common referance to any drink with taste resembling metallic piss water and salt. 3. Common tool for so called "Natty Baths" in which a person is covered in fiss from a shaken container. 4. Cause of more college headaches and oversleeping than studying, tool for forging of fond memories.
Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
Warning: Never drink. If necesary drink quickly and when already drunk. Poisonous if ingested warm.
Black Man's Beer; White Boys Fear.
Example:
"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."
"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."
"Dude, I can't believe this toilet water tastes better than Natty Ice."
"Feels like smelted Iron going down, but don't get hope full cause on the way back up - and it will come back up - it tastes like Natty Ice."
Natty Ice
A beer best enjoyed after an exam, in a cold pilsner glass, at 1 PM after two days and nights of studying for an exam. Tastes better than Budweiser and more solute (increased alcohol) than Bud Light. This beer is a god send, when you can't afford imports such as Guiness and Aventinus or even Paulaner Salvator.
Example:
Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"
Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"
Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"
Joe: "Man, this store just has overpriced Heineken and buddy-fucker light. Let's go get a 30 of Natty Ice for 10 bucks"
Friend: "I'm not going to drink that swill I have standards"
Joe: "Okay drink your expensive American Piss Lager. I'll drink my inexpensive American Piss Lager"