news feed

a reason to want to shoot the facebook programmers in the head



news feed
when someone is stalking someone but they don't want the other person to know it, they will answer awkward questions with "news feed", regardless of if the interaction takes place on facebook or not.
Example:
Christine: why did you comment on the status i made, like, a month ago?
Joey: News feed.

- OR -

Christine: why were you following me home yesterday?
Joey: News feed.


It was in the news feed
An excuse you can use after Facebook creeping and getting caught. It always works, though the suspicious individual will likely remain skeptical.
Example:
Sarah: "Are you creeping on me? How did you know I commented on that picture?"
Derek: "No, it was in the news feed!"

Sally: "Like OMG he is the best BF ever!"
Jared: "You mean Braun?"
Sally: "How did you know he was my BF?! I haven't changed my relationship status yet!!!!"
Jared: "It's been in the news feed."
Sally: "Sure."


news-feed
The ultimate stalker edition added to facebook. It allows you see every move made by any friend. This can be either really fun or the best form of privacy invasion.
Example:
News-Feed
Ryan and Mike are now friends.
Greg added to his interests, "football"
Ryan is now back home.


News Feed
Pretty much the central feature of Facebook. Like the name says, it notifies the user of any activity his or her friends do on the site, from new photo albums to wall posts to status updates and comments to them. It debuted on September 1, 2006 and created a considerable controversy due to privacy concerns. Later on updates included a mini-feed on one's profile that shows all stories pertaining to just that person.
Example:
all my friends on facebook found out about my photo album when it was posted since it showed up on the news feed


News Feed
Cool facebook feature that lets you check facebook quickly, then get shit done. Bonus points for backlash comedy.
Example:
Josh friended some random girl
Random girl is notifed of Josh's activity via news feed
Josh is pissed because he isn't really friends with random girl
Josh joins online petition


News-Feed Whore
A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.
Example:
Dalia! stop being a News-Feed Whore! It's soooo annoying.


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