nfl

Not for long



nfl
A "sport" which is more defined by it's commercials and advertisements than the actual game. Generally, at least 50% of the players will be arrested at some point in their career for drugs or sexual misconduct.
Example:
My team won the NFL Super Bowl. I only care because now we can all whore the Super Bowl Ring when it goes on eBay after the running back gets arrested.


nfl
National
Fag
League

League where a bunch of guys plan for days just to run plays that lasts 5 seconds and they are getting paid millions of dollars just to do it then they bitch about how they aren't making enough money when they are getting paid $10 million a year. If you want to see real football watch a soccer game where the players are much better athletes that can keep running for 90 straight minutes and not stop after 5 seconds just to do the same thing all over again.
Example:
Guy 1: Did you se the interview with Ty Law after the NFL game last night?
Guy 2: Yeah but all he did was complain about how he wants more money so he can pay for another mansion and private jet


nfl
a sport that faggots watch cause they think running around kicking a turd from some faggot's fatass is a sport and makes them tough, watch nascar thats a real sport. they arent afraid to die. they want that 4,250,000,000 when they win the championship. football dosent get nothing but a dime when they win there gay ass crappy easy championship.


shut up you wannabe badass before i say something meaner!
Example:
madden:well its 2006 now, and it looks like football is barely famous now that nascar is the #1 sport in america. looks like there are only five people in the grandstands tonight!!! i think ill go get drunk and then buy me a some tough actin tanactin on the way. remember tough actin tanactin is our only sponser cuz dem nascar freekkzzz hogged um all! you're on the football channel where we show football 24/7 cause we got kicked off the Fox station.


nfl
after the age of eighteen, if your still jobless, your known as a nfl. nota for life. you aint got no money.
Example:
dang she bout to be 18 wit no money, she gon be a nfl.


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