number 2

To excrete waste; take a shit.



number 2
What my dog did on my sisters bedroom floor last night...a good old dump right beside her baseball jersey. really says something about her team
Example:
last night my dog did this huge number 2 on the floor... she had sleep on the sofa.


Number 2
A rhyming slang for taking a poo.

For al those retar- I mean, people - who mistake number 3 for number 1, it's a rhyming slang. Number 3 means to pee. Number 1 means none.
Example:
Little boy Johnny, went to the loo,
He ate so much, he went for a number 2.
Little boy Johnny, got out of the loo,
He drank so much, he suddenly had to pee.
So Little Johnny went there and gone for a number 3!

Got it now?


Number 2
Just another way to describe taking a shit
Example:
Kaylee : Wow Jakes really mad today!
Kiersten : What's the big deal so I went Number 2 on his dick last night!
Kaylee : So I guess anal sex wasn't the best idea!
Chad : God Damn't Steve if you want me to continue fucking you in the ass you cannot go Number 2 on my dick ok!
Steve : Im sorry baby it's just your dick in my ass just makes me so excited plus I really like chili & tacos!
Chad : Yeah you do like licking chili off my dick & balls don't you!
Kaylee : Oh my god you two are so disgusting!
Kiersten : Yeah no kidding so gross guy's so gross!


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