numpty

A person who is incapable of performing the simplest of task correctly. Usual symptoms include poor hand-eye coordination, zero common sense and the general illusion that they are special (caused by parents referring to them as such and the numpty not fully grasping the meaning implied).Common causes are being dropped as a baby or repeated heavy blows to head in later life.



numpty
A person who never has or never will have a f*ing clue what he is doing
Example:
Bobby Gould


numpty
Dialect, chiefly scots. A bumbling fool or one who is intellectually challanged.
(plural : numpties)
Example:
"they numpties couldnae organise a pissup in a brewery."
In reference to MSPs( members of scottish parliment)


numpty
Numpty first surfaced on the terraces of west of Scotland football grounds, many many years ago. A player who couldn't hit a cow's arse with a shovel would be a f***ing numpty.
Example:
"Awww Jimmy you f************ing numpty!! You couldnae score wi' ma' sister!"


numpty
A complete Tard, Someone that doesn't know their arse hole from their Ear hole! Someone that has to have every little thing repeated to them at least twice..... repeated to them at least twice!
Example:
That bloke is such a numpty, I made his password his first name and I still had to spell it for him !


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