oh jesus

when shit is getting too shitty



Uh Oh Jesus
Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Example:
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.


Oh My Jesus
To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.
Example:
OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!

OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.


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