Uh Oh Jesus
Act of spotting a poorly-hidden recording video camera while a female is riding the male in the missionary position.
Example:
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
Ronald: Why was Gabby crying in school today?
Seth: Ryan popped an "Uh Oh Jesus" on the bitch.
Oh My Jesus
oh baby jesus
A word coined by the famous Ricky Bobby now used as a synonym for phrases like "Oh shit," Oh no," and my personal favorite, "Well fuck me"
Example:
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
Someone: I forgot my phone and my keys and my underwear.
Me: Oh baby jesus that sucks cow balls.
Oh Lawd Jesus
oh lawd jesus
Black women dialogue for; "Oh how interestingly spontaneous that this particular event occurred at this paradime."
Example:
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."
Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"
Shaniquela: "Oh Mama Jackson, me and Jamar O'Ryan are having a baby."
Mama Jackson: "Oh lawd Jesus!"
Oh My Jesus
To be used when something is amazing/shocking to emphasise how you feel. It is not the same as Oh My God which would be a bigger deal, and really, doesn't sound as good. Can also be shortened to OMJ.
Example:
OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!
OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.
OH MY JESUS! I just saw Sally banging Paula's ex!
OH MY JESUS! I think we ran over a squirrel.
Oh My Jesus Fuck
Oh lord jesus
When someone does something dumb out of no where.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.
When someone looks dumb.
When something happens unexpectedly.
Example:
Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*
Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"
Jocelyn: "hey, did you see ally's makeup today?"
Arlette: "no why?"
*arlette sees ally's horrifying make up*
Arlette: "oh lord Jesus"