olsen twins
twin girl "actresses" that appear to closely resemble cocaine junkies, troll dolls, and fantasy middle-earth midget creatures. started off their 'careers' as the baby hobbit "Michelle" on the popular 90's show Full House. also went on to make irritating kid songs, and mind numbing movies (usually playing different
personality twins that reunite with one another) also acted in a few TV shows to display their tween image. all these products and novelty fame created their huge m/b-illionaire empire aimed at little girls and also tweens adding to it by then launching a clothing line. now the pair are heading off to NYU for college in hopes of bypassing all the superiors in entertainment and to learn how to make their own crappy movies all by themselves only to quadruple the $$$ fans include: little girls, perverted old men, a tween, teenage boys who can only jerk off, and Anna
Rexia. present
day way to tell them apart: Ashley is
semi-rexic Mary Kate is a skeleton / has the body of Mr. Burns on the Simpsons
olsen twins
by PhillyLove831 on Jan 30, 2006 05:13:13
Example:
1)One of
the Olsen Twins should just eat
the other one. Then they might look normal.
2) Now that the Olsen Twins are legal, no one wants them.
olsen twins
by Shifty Eyed Goat on Jun 15, 2004 13:05:49
Replaced by Lindsay Lohan and
Hillary Duff in terms of jailbait.
Recently turned 18 (
June 13th 2004), the two will attend NYU where they will presumably be fucked retarded without legal
repercussion.
olsen twins
by Raspberry :P on Jul 03, 2004 06:53:12
olsen twins
The next million dollar porn company, because porn does not require acting skils, the ability to sing, or talent. Porn only requires good looks, (which, overrated or not- they have 'em) the ability to have sex, (oh, thats hard..lol) the desire to have the attention of the world on you (if it's been all good press before- maybe their looking to prove they can be
bad girls now), jealousy in large groups, and a
bankroll Donald Trump probably
envies.
olsen twins
by Pooja Patel on Jun 18, 2004 01:09:57
Two extremely anorexic, untalented hollywood (oh wait, they only
made one movie that came out in theaters, which, by the way, sucked) showoffs...i don't know which is worse, Paris Hilton, or
the Olsen twins. Their clothes suck as well...too ornate...who are they? What did they actually do (beside
full house and a bunch of crappy movies)
Example:
Person 1: "Yuck! You're starting to look and act like Paris Hilton!"
Person 2: "Hmm...Someone once commented that I was starting to look and act like
the Olsen Twins."
Person 1: "Well, yeah. Same thing.
The Olsen twins are the
Paris Hiltons of tomorrow."
olsen twins
by deenie on Jun 17, 2004 02:45:57
they used to be kind of annoying, now they are just really annoying. they don't do ANYTHING good in the entertainment industry. nothing.. and they are on the cover of all these magizenes. wooo they were in
full house. yeah that show ended like 7 years ago. now all they make is vhs tapes.. not even movies because THEY ARENT IN THEATERS BUT ADVERTISED ALL OVER NICKELODEON. they have gay ass
barbie dolls and video games that no one plays except for the autistic
girl down the street. ill give them this.. they are pretty. but goddd i dont understand, they can't act, they can't sing. oh
woops u dont even need to be able to do shit just to make it big today. u just have to have ur mom try to get u on tv since u were an infant.
Example:
watch full house if u wanna see them at their best.. which is actually pretty
sad.
olsen twins
by RobYn with a "Y" on Jun 18, 2004 13:50:51
Example:
Oh yeah! That
kind of reminds me of that Olsen-twins phenominon!
olsen twins
by juiice on Feb 08, 2007 16:54:14
Example:
We are the
Olsen twins and we want to be even more famous than we are now so we are going to follow
in Paris "Whore" Hitons footsteps and make a sex
tape
olsen twins
by juiice on Feb 10, 2007 11:57:11
A couple of ugly bad haired
trolls who i
predict will come out with a sex
tape in order to further their fame
Example:
We are the olsen twins and we want to be famous eventhough we are
ugly little
drug addicts
olsen twins
by Klaatu62 on Jun 20, 2004 14:54:18
The act of doing them both:
Marry Kate, but Ash-Lay
They are to my 15 year old son what Gilligans
Maryann and Ellymae
clampet were to me... The women who got us through puberty! Pure eye candy, but just like most candy these days, they leave a very sour taste in your mouth. Especially of you have had to sit through one of their bloody
stupic and annoying movies with less scripting than most porn shoots. At least if they did porn, there would be something interesting to see!
Example:
In describing two women you are doing at the same time... "I'm engaged to one, but her friend keeps dropping me
booty calls - I'm been
Olson Twinning them"