stubbing your toe
Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
Example:
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK
2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
touch your toes
humping your toes
wiggle your toes
A nursing term used to distract patients from realising they're about to be stabbed with a huge needle.
Example:
And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?
And roll up your sleeve....drop your arm and give it a shake. And wiggle your toes. Boom!!!?? There we go, all done. Next....?
spread your toes
Spread your toes: To die, to expire to cease to exist. A common and almost humorous way to express death.
Example:
To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.
Strictly speaking a description of a death.
To “Spread your toes”. When did uncle Matt spread his toes? “Oh:He spread his toes on July 9th” To die, to punch out, to crap out.
Strictly speaking a description of a death.
the bite your toe
hows your toes
Eat your toe day
Example:
Eat your toe day is when you eat your toes on august 22nd
“Oh! It’s august 22nd, I have to eat my toes!!”
Eat your toe day is when you eat your toes on august 22nd
“Oh! It’s august 22nd, I have to eat my toes!!”