one beer

(n): The act of going out, with full intentions of having just that "one beer", but always failing, through peer pressure and lack of self control, into getting shit-pants drunk.



one beer queer
A person who cannot "hold alcohol". Simply, one who is subject to the effects of alcohol quickly, most effectively in one beer.

Note, queer does not necessarily refer to the person's sexuality.
Example:
Jeff's a one beer queer. After a Bud, he was out.


one beers time
An interval of time used to describe how long you have been doing something, been somewhere, and so forth when you are drinking and do not have any other means of telling time.

Disclaimer: When you are speaking to a women in terms of one beers time you need to multiply your number by approximately 5.
Example:
Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about "one beers time".
AKA: We've been here for a little over an ten minutes.

Me: How long have we been at the beach?
My friend: I don't know, about five beers time.
AKA: We've been here for about an hour.


one beer drowsies
When a person drinks only one or two beers, then stops drinking, the person will inevitably become tired/drowsie. This phrase describes that phenomenon.
Example:
Since I've had lunch I've got the one beer drowsies, should have drank three or four, at least then I'd be able to stay awake.


one beer wilson
somebody who is a pussy ass drinker. ya know? that one guy who just can't handle his booze and just embarrasses you at parties and shit. and yet they always talk trash about drinking more than you.

could also describe somebody who is probably a virgin yet they always brag about how they fuck more bitches than you.
Example:
"whew, i don't about you guys, but i'm pretty buzzed off this mike's hard bros!"

"okay, one beer wilson"

or

"look at this faggot throwing up everywhere...he had like half a newcastle"

"yea, he's a real one beer wilson"


one beer wonder
If a person drinks one beer or just a little alcohole, and there already drunk and/or stmboling around singing and shit.
Example:
After one beer Jeff was aready singing The Star Spanger Banner in the middle of the street. Tha nigga is a one beer wonder


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