one pump
when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.part of a rating system, one pump being the most
dime babe you'll ever find,not to be confused with
no pump or
two pump
One Pump
by Stealthtaco on Aug 03, 2018 11:47:34
one pumping
by Willie James Huff aka funky chicken on Oct 22, 2007 12:25:57
One Pump
by Cheese2968 on Aug 10, 2008 22:36:14
One Pumped
by The One Pump Chump on Jan 30, 2018 15:23:12
One Pump Man
by Funnyneck on Jan 28, 2017 21:35:04
A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in
just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day,
365 days a year, and
366 days on leap years.
Example:
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"
Wow Levis, you
really are One Pump Man!"
One Pump Shotgun
by One-Pump-Shotgun on Jan 03, 2017 01:26:49
After pulling out of their sexual partner,
the jizzer strokes their
phallic member one time before unleashing
the gates of cream onto their partners back.
one pump jump
by Selin, Amada and Esmer on May 10, 2004 11:55:05
A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and
done in one pump. A total waste of
a girl's time.
Example:
Selene was
looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one
pump jump and ruined the entire night.
one pump chump
by K-Job on Apr 05, 2006 13:16:22
A man who ejaculates
nearly immediately upon
initiation of sexual intercoure;
eg., after one or two thrusts.
Example:
'Damn girl, that man ain't
never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one
pump chump!'
one pump Trump
by Axiom2020 on Nov 07, 2020 03:36:49