one pump

when an attractive girl is so hot, that if one were to grasp one's penis firmly, one could only hold their load for a single pump.part of a rating system, one pump being the most dime babe you'll ever find,not to be confused with no pump or two pump



One Pump Man
A mighty hero capable of making the ladies orgasm in just one pump. His ruthless training regime consists of: 6 Nans an hour, 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, and 366 days on leap years.
Example:
"ONE PUUUUUUUMMMPPPPP"
"Wow Levis, you really are One Pump Man!"


one pump jump
A guy that makes a girl wish she had never taken off her underwear. He's in and done in one pump. A total waste of a girl's time.
Example:
Selene was looking forward to the night and expected a night of great sex. However, the guy turned out to be a one pump jump and ruined the entire night.


one pump chump
A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
Example:
'Damn girl, that man ain't never gonna last long enough to please you; he's a one pump chump!'


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