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opportunity

Opportunity

by You dundoit on May 06, 2005 03:37:50

A word they use in Corporate America to trick you into doing work no one else wants to do while thinking your going to get promoted as a result of your hard work.

Example:
"Hey! Can you please file these work papers and make these copies! This is a great opportunity! You should be glad you got this!!!!

Opportunity

by Emeasoba George on Jul 15, 2018 00:36:25

Opportunity is a set of circumstances that is conducive for the occurrence of an event or for the performance of a task. It can also be defined as the amount of time or a situation in which something can be done -Emeasoba George

Example:
Opportunity is synonymous with chance.

Opportunity

by Patteroast on Jan 27, 2004 09:11:02

Mars rover sent by NASA to Mars in 2003, which landed at Meridiani Planum. Designed to search for signs of liquid water, especially minerals formed in the presense of water (eg. Hematite).

Example:
"Opportunity has landed on Mars."

Opportune

by JMADD on Oct 02, 2007 11:14:35

An opportunity to tune a chick.

Example:
"Hey mate look at that hottie over at the bar alone and about to buy a drink, there's an opportune".

Opportunity

by Mike Diamond on Jun 23, 2003 21:33:54

Chance to have sex with. Encounter of chance in order to get naked and "Do It". To stick your purple helmet warrior into the quivering mound of love pudding of a girl you don't even know.

Example:
I have a friend with benefits because there are not many other opportunities at this time.

opportunity cock

by Kim Jong deux on Feb 02, 2019 06:09:53

An opportunity cock is the man who is not chosen by a girl when she has to make a choice between 2 guys. Deriving from the term opportunity cost, meaning the item not bought when choosing between 2, the opportunity cock is basically the man the girl leaves behind at the bar when she sees a much more attractive rich man.

Example:
John: “Can’t believe Ann chose Andrew over me. What’s wrong with me?”

Jim: “Damn, you’re the opportunity cock in this situation. Rip mate”

opportunity cost

by anthonylebrun on Sep 22, 2008 18:51:13

The cost of choosing one course of action over another. Letting your second best option pass.
Economists tend to measure opportunity cost in terms of money for simplicity's sake. However value isn't always monetary.

Example:
At the restaurant, you are presented with a desert menu. Assuming that you only eat one desert, you have the choice between chocolate mouse, ice cream and honey crepes. Let's say you prefer ice cream to chocolate mouse, but honey crepes are your favorite. If you eat a honey crepe, ice cream (which would have chosen had you not had crepes) is your opportunity cost.

Another example would be if two women that you fancied, Sarah and Alice, asked you out and you said yes to Sarah (assuming monogamy), going out with Alice is your opportunity cost.

opportunity crime

by Jacob Mir on Jul 06, 2006 20:52:15

Crime comitted on impulse during brief period of opportuntiy

Example:
A car boot is left open and some one steals an item from the inside of it. For example this could be a box of chocolates or your grandma. This would be classed as an opportunity crime.

little opportunities

by TsuDho on Dec 01, 2009 00:52:53

A phrase coined by Octomom, Nadya Suleman, to put a positive spin on how she financially provides for fourteen children without working. Little opportunities are generated by pimping one's own children out to the media.

Example:
Q - Hey, dude. Why are there so many cameramen on the beach today?
A - Cause the Octomom is taking advantage of one of her "little opportunities" by pretending she actually takes her brood of fourteen to the beach on a regular basis for some good old-fashioned family fun.
Q - Ah! So, she's pimping those poor kids out again.

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