Shapeshifter. The only known person in history who can change into any form he/she so desires. This is obviously how she obtains her wealth of information,
public opinions and money. She transforms herself into another person to gather what she needs for her overated, overappreciated, decieving
day time television show. She feeds on the ignorance of the millions of viewers that worship her.She has supposedly been around since the beggining of time itself, she has asumed many forms and has corrupted many a country. One infamous person you may have heard of, Hitler, was not the man you think he was, he was, as you may have guessed, Oprah, in disguise. She is believed to have been present at
the Last Supper. Though she tends to change shapes often, her most famous, and most used form is the overweight, overpaid, deceptive black woman you see on television. She is to be avoided at all costs. She can be anywhere at any time in any shape. You have been warned.
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oprah hands