optimist
by seeker6079 on Oct 27, 2005 00:07:03
Descriptive Noun. First part of a four-part sequence which explains all types of individuals.
An
OPTIMIST is a person who doesn't have all the facts.
A PESSIMIST is an
optimist who does have all the facts.
A
CYNIC is a pessimist who has seen the facts in action.
A PARANOID is a
cynic who has FINALLY realized that the facts are after him.
Example:
Johnny the
Optimist says, "Gosh, I'm sure that the Congress will make laws for the benefit of the public rather than those wealthy enough to buy a congressman or senator and slap a bar code on their back! After all, this is a Democracy." (Exits,
stage right, humming "America The Beautiful, badly
off key.)
optimist
by Brandon on Mar 18, 2005 04:53:10
Example:
Dan tried to commit suicide by
jumping off of
the bridge and only ended up with
a broken leg. An optimist walks up and says "Well, at least he didn't die."
optimist
by Gabriel on Mar 22, 2005 14:48:37
A dumb fuck who will soon die.
Someone who is "Happy" or insane.
Crak fuck who wants life to be better.
Also see words:
DUmb fuck, dumb ass, dead mother fucker.
Example:
Billy saw
the train coming for him but since he is an optimist he thought the train would stop, but now he is a
dead optimist.
optimistic
by AcetheSpade on Nov 14, 2007 11:40:45
Being positive all the time. Recovers from anger or
sadness very quickly or doesn't feel bad emotions at all. Usually very high
spirited or loves to smile, you'll know
'em when you see them.
Optimist
by sir tommay on Nov 02, 2006 06:06:56
An
optimist is Some person who comes home finds
thier back door broken into and thinks a surprise partys been arranged for them