ornamental
An oriental woman, typically beautiful, often considered a trophy or status date.
Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.
Often seen in the movies accompanying the rich and famous at ritzy clubs.
Ornament
Wood Ornament
A beautiful female specimen worth permanently mounting upon your erect penis for all the world to see.
Example:
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.
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Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
Example 1: Check her out...I would so make her my wood ornament.
-or-
Example 2: (pick up line) Excuse me ma'am, how would you like to be my wood ornament?
christmas ornament
Example:
guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
guy 1 well i fucked amanda up the ass
Guy2 how was it?
Guy 1 good until i got a christmas ornament
dick ornament
A comely young woman who would look right at home perched on your penis. Used as a decoration for your wang.
Ornament Eyes
Being so completely shacked that your eyes look like a freshly polished pair of red Christmas ornaments. Can be easily remedied with a heavy dose of Visine.
Example:
Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.
Parent: Where were you, ornament eyes? Torching some hippie lettuce?
You: I went uhh ... swimming.
jizz ornament
Occurs during a male orgasim when the male cums on his partners face which then hangs from the receivers face.