Oshawa is a city 30 minutes (in no traffic) east of Toronto, the largest city in Canada.

It is the largest city to the east of Toronto in Ontario with the exception of Ottawa. Oshawa is traditionally conservative and is the typical 'suburb city'.

Oshawa is seperated into two halfs, these being the North End, and the South end (or dirty south)
The two groups of people living in said areas are vastly different.
North end people are all stuck up little rich kids, who get mommy and daddy to buy them everything.(see "Courtice")
North-enders have generally better cars than south-enders, because mom and dad buy new cars like, every week.
North-enders are addicted to south end weed, because they are all too stuck up to grow for themselves.

South-enders are normally little hell raisers.
South-enders buy their own cars, and they are always pieces of shit.
The most Southern part of the south end contains the 'ghettos'.The ghettos are located in the big apartment buildings on Wentworth, and right at the lake in the dirty complexs. Most North-enders fear the ghetto, while south-enders just dont give a fuck.
The south-end weed thrives in the ghettos, and keeps them alive.

Teenagers in Oshawa vary in race and grouping depending on High School. It works as follows:

O'Neill Collegiate & Vocational Institute: Very Preppy (dominated by the 'PA' Crowd, 'PA' being Preforming Arts, a special O'Neill program) with small Gangster Cliques overlapping in to the 'Wigger'.

Eastdale Institute: Extremely Gangster with few Preps.

McLaughlin: An equal balance between Preps and Gangster.

Donovan: Very Gangster and very overrun by drugs and sex.

GL Roberts, Central: Unbeliveably Ghetto. If you don't deal drugs, have at least two STDs or carry a gun you are out of place at either of these schools.

Pereyma, Dwyer: Catholic schools. Make up most of Oshawa's pregnancys, Fights and drug deals are very common. Very full of themselves.

A small dilapidated town, it's economy is centred around the GM plant. It's other businesses have slowly fallen into decline over the decades and it's downtown is a veritable wasteland. The recent introduction of post-secondary education institutions could greatly stimulate the failing economy, however the locals hate students and discriminate against them at every turn despite the huge amounts of tuition and rent money they bring with them. Thus despite the influx of highly educated youths and money that other towns would love to have, Oshawa remains in a state of decay as most students refuse to work or permanently move there.

Oshawa is a city 30 minutes (in no traffic) east of Toronto, the largest city in Canada.

It is the largest city to the east of Toronto in Ontario with the exception of Ottawa. Oshawa is traditionally conservative and is the typical 'suburb city'.

Teenagers in Oshawa vary in race and grouping depending on High School. It works as follows:

O'Neill Collegiate & Vocational Institute: Very Preppy (dominated by the 'PA' Crowd, 'PA' being Preforming Arts, a special O'Neill program) with small Gangster Cliques overlapping in to the 'Wigger'.

Eastdale Institute: Extremely Gangster with few Preps.

McLaughlin: An equal balance between Preps and Gangster.

Donovan: Very Gangster and very overrun by drugs and sex.

GL Roberts, Central: Unbeliveably Ghetto. If you don't deal drugs, have at least two STDs or carry a gun you are out of place at either of these schools.

City of around 150000 which is the flagship Durham Region, east of Toronto. It is a conservative, industrial city, and is the Automotive Capital of Canada due to it's huge GM Plant, which Windsor would disagree with. Oshawa has seen it's problems before. Small businesses have had problems every now then, the GM troubles hurt the economy, and the downtown has had urban decay(Genosha Hotel). Much of these troubles have been in South Oshawa, which starts somewhere between Adelaide and King. But things are getting better for Oshawa. The downtown has gotten much better with new businesses, the GM Centre, and UOIT facilities, GM has gotten back on it's feet, and new institutions such as UOIT have the money rollin in. Im proud to be a native of thew Shwa. PS in elections Conservatives win every time nowadays.

A clearing house for Government of Canada cheques.

The official name (known colloquially as "Trashy Town) for the region in the south of the Ontario city of Oshawa. It is notable because it has the highest homeless rate in the world with 50% of the population being homeless! 49% of the population owns houses, because they sell drugs to to homeless ones, and 1% of the population is getting stabbed, right now. There is always 1% of the population of South Oshawa that is getting stabbed.

This part of Oshawa is the primary source of white trash. Many who live here foster offspring which have the curious tendency of displaying, and also emulating, behaviour which is generally characteristic of the same types of abnormalites, and anti-social behaviours found in young, adolescent, African-American males residing in locations such as Detroit, Michigan, Compton, California and Harlem, New York. This severe, yet treatable condition has been diagnosed by psychologists specializing in adolescent behaviour as "Wiggeritis", and is generally prevalent in males between the ages of 14 and 25, however, rare and extreme cases of "Wiggeritis" has been exhibited in females within the same age bracket as their male counterparts.
As for the next demographic, single, white females, between the ages of 25 and 50 generally reside with their infected offspring for durations longer than normal when compared to most developed nations. This demographic usually produces 2.9 children per woman by the age of 16 and continually fosters the offspring by resources provided by various social assitance programs. Most of these women have little or no education, have been abandoned by their male companions, and carry more than 3 to 8 sexually transmitted diseases.
When the accounted age of this demographic falls between the 30 to 50 bracket, a noticable change in social attitude becomes apparent. It is not uncommon for these women to become overweight, fancy young black males, eat massive quantities of pork, and engage in excessive drink and occasional hard drug use. This type of demographic is generally labeled by the local populous as "Fat White Welfare Mom". The anti-social aspects include many risk factors to the general population. Notices of precaution are widely known among local populations in an effort to continue upholding peace and calm which may be disturbed by the "Fat White Welfare Mom".
Of these precautions, none is more apparant and dire than what is reffered to as the Parking Space Dispute.
This type of dispute can occur at any point, any time, with anyone, regardless of race, color or creed. It normally involves any abnormality which may be caused by an opposing party in the planning, method or contingency deployed when parking their vehicle. As one would assume, malls, cinemas and other areas where vehicle parking facilites are provided, are the primary locations in which the Parking Space Dispute can occur. The anti-social behaviour of the "Fat White Welfare Mom" has been characterized by psychologists as similar to that of rabid west Jamaican monkeys during the spring mating seasons.
The only solution to avoid confrontation with the "Fat White Welfare Mom" is to either use the safety and offensive capabilites of the vehicle to incapacite or otherwise maim the "Fat White Welfare Mom", or, simply to grasp the human understanding which created the problem initially, and provide the right of way.

Inability to fight the urge to wear white Baby Phat pants and extra large hoop earings.Usually occuring within 3-5 days of residing in Oshawa.

A matching denim suit worn by a vast majority of the residents of Oshawa, Ontario,
including, but not limited too: denim vests, cut off shorts, jackets, skirts, and jeans. Most Oshawa Tuxedo wearers are also seen in tourist t-shirts from the early 80’s. Shades of denim are not required to match, but almost always do and are frequently covered in patches representing assorted 70’s and 80’s rock bands.