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A Pageants is a humble caring gay person. One day I met Pageants and he was really cool! Then I joined a voice call with him and damn did I know he was going to be my gay best friend. I do have some concerns not about his sexuality but about his work hours! He works on the weekends and does not give any time to his gay bffs over on minecraft like LordHeroMc and Dresscodes. I really do miss Pageants he was so gay, and funny, but most importantly gay! Pageants is the one person that just makes you want to be gay for gays because he is just a great outstanding person, he changed my whole outlook on life. To sum it up a Pageants is gay and thats on PRRIODT.



The American Pageant
Pure evil, in textbook format. Over 1000 pages long it's suppossed to prepare you for the AP, while at the same time crippling you from all the carrying and making you blind. American History.
Example:
Student 1: yo bro! Wazzup with the deranged look?
Student 2: you know how it is, I had to spend all of yesterday night with The American Pageant.
Student 1: rofl sounds like you had fun.
Student 2: *shoots*


Pageant Mom
Woman in her mid forties who pushes her young child to be in pageants to live vicariously through that child. Delirious to how a normal child should be raised and a complete dumb bitch. Notorious for harboring the future strippers of America.
Example:
That Pageant mom is the reason my tanning store is still in business.


the american pageant
the cause of having no socail life---the worst book you will ever find.
Example:
Person 1: Did you go to the best party ever last night. I don't think there will ever be a party this good again!!!

Person 2: No, I had to spend the entire night reading The American Pageant for my 3 chapter test tomorrow!


pageant sash
Leaving a trail of cum diagonally from hip to shoulder. An affectionate gift of love for your pageant winner.
Example:
Anyone could give her a pearl necklace, but I declared her a winner with the pageant sash.

She was so beautiful all I could give her was a pageant sash.

The only thing she wore last night was the pageant sash I gave her.


Beauty Pageant
A beauty pageant is a competition that focuses on the looks, physical appearance and personality of the contestants. Beauty pageants are very glamorous which include gorgeous long dresses, swimsuit wear and fashion wear (their choice) and the winners get a big crown and sash with their title. Beauty pageants are for any ages as there are different categories. The title the beauty queen wins is important to them. Example, Ms Universe. Beauty queens are dedicated to helping out in the world and do charity work to raise money for charities. Girls competing in a beauty pageant have to look gorgeous so they get their makeup, tan and hair done to stand out.
Example:
Shes competing in a beauty pageant so she has to get her makeup and hair done at 3 o clock.


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