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feline paralysis
The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Example:
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.


Food Paralysis
When you have eaten so much food to a point where you are unable to move any part of your body.
Example:
Person 1: Man, you just ate the entire rack of ribs!

Person 2: Yeah man, I think I am going to have food paralysis for a couple days.


Sleep Paralysis
Happens when waking up before REM sleep is finished only to find yourself paralysed. Someone experiencing this cannot move, talk, scream out for help and some cannot breathe.
Example:
I had sleep paralysis last night, it was a scary experience. I saw some sort of shadow figure in front of me and I couldn't do anything about it!


Browser Paralysis
When a website has so many pop-ups, streaming video, embedded YouTube, Flash and cookie downloads that it freezes. Similar to not being able to *log out* because your server keeps dumping spam into your inbox.
Example:
The boss is coming and this browser paralysis is keeping me from being able to close this damn porno window. I'm toast!


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