Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.
Example:
Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”
Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”
Alex: “Yeah! Well! Ur mom gay!”
Me: “Your non-binary parental guardian has a fursuit fetish.”
Alex: *Literally fucking explodes”