parkin

When you find a nice romantic spot for you and your shorty, and proceed to convice her to get in the back seat so that you can be "more comfortable" and then next thing you know...you're rippin off her skirt and doin the nasty.The country boy's way of getting into a city girl's pants.What high school students do to "make out" or "get some" without having to do it at home. Not to be confused with "parking" which is the act of stopping your automobile and putting it into park.



parkin
1) to initiate a construction project where any or all of the tools required must first be repaired.

Example:
I went to drill a hole, only to find I'd been parkin'd, and the plug end had been cut off the drill to repair a lamp.


Parkins
Someone whom abides by all the rules of being a scene kid, yet lacks the appearance of one.
Example:
Hey Tom is that a Parkins?"
"Sure is, cant you tell by the blue M&S jeans and the polo shirt, that is of course if you can hear the BMTH blaring out his technika headphones"
"What a douche


Parkin
Slang for: Park 'n' Ride
A slang term for a spirited, slightly slutty wench with the surname, 'Parker.'
A derogatory, but affectionate term used when wench in question absents herself to engage in sexual misdemeanours with an unknown male.
Example:
"Where is Hannah?"
"Parkin..."
"...the car?"
"No. Park'n'Ride."
"Ahhh..."


Parkin Out
Taking a siesta while running vulnerability scans in an IT environment.
Example:
Coworker 1: Hey look, our IT Security Director is Parkin Out!

Coworker2: Yeah, he does that every afternoon, mostly during his vulnerability scans.

Coworker3: Not again! I've been waiting for his Sophos report all week!


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