parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise



Parking Ticket
Condom found still inside of or hanging out of a woman's vagina upon waking up in the morning. Usually caused by continuing the sexual act after ejaculation.
Example:
Had the best drunken sex with the hot chick from the bar last night, but I woke up to her all pissed off at me. Apparently I had left her a parking ticket.


Russian Parking Ticket
To give a Russian Parking Ticket is the act of defacing a car in some way because of the way/place that they parked in.
Example:
Office worker 1:
Did you see what happened in the parking lot today? some disabled guy drove over our boss's car with a tank for parking it in a handicapped spot!
Office Worker 2: Yeah, that's a nasty Russian Parking Ticket.


french parking ticket
1) when you're making out with someone and they keep their mouth to closed to slip your tongue in.
2) when you go to slip your tongue in while making out and your partner bites or just closes their mouth to keep you out.
Example:
I was making out with Sabrina when all of a sudden she gave me a french parking ticket!


parking ticket
Example:
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.


a parking ticket
Example:
a white Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into the wood of their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. i guess we'll just have to repair the damage, or maybe even repaint the door.


a parking ticket
Example:
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.


a parking ticket
Example:
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door. the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.


a parking ticket
Example:
a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.


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