parliament

Cigarette smoked by cokeheads



parliament
The collective noun for a large group of flaccid penises.
Example:
As used in - 'That parliament of pricks'


Parliament
1. The Pink Floyd of Funk.

2. What the UK calls their collective of legislators.
Example:
I'll bet the members of Parliament never listen to Parliament.


Parliament
The most crazy badass group from the '60s, after James Brown they basically re-invented the Funk and added a slew of influences from heavy metal to weed references and a whole mythology...

Parliament-funkadelic influence is MOST heard in rap, especially old skool shit like N.W.A, Snoop Dogg, OutKast, and even Red Hot Chili Peppers
Example:
"Let me ride" -- dre
"Stoplight" -- snoop dogg
"Southernplayalisticadillacmuzik" - outkast
"Alwayz Into Somethin'" - nwa
"Keep Their Heads Ringin'" - nwa
"me myself and i" - de la soul
"Everything is fair" - tribe called quest
"Mistadobalina" - del tha funkee homosapien
"Hollywood" - red hot chili peppers
"P-Funk" - Parliament
"Dr. Funkenstein" - Parliament


Parliament
When you put a little bit of cocaine in your foreskin, similar to how people used to put cocaine in the end of the filter of a parliament cigarette
Example:
“Hey man you got a Parliament I could bum?”
“I just got the one but I don’t think you’d want it anyway.”

“Yeah she came over after work and I had a parliament waiting for her.”


Parliament lights
A smooth and relaxing light cigarette that everyone loves. And gives a great buzz
Example:
Tim:Yo Jon you gotta cig?
Jon:Yeah i got some newport lights on my desk.
Tim: Newports are nasty, i want some parliament lights. I gotta say Jon, you have the worst taste in cigarettes.


Hung Parliament
The term originates from the United Kingdom, and arises from a situation when the government becomes so full of dicks that voters lose faith. When a general election happens, no majority is declared and a hung parliament occurs.
Example:
"After the expenses scam, the Houses of Parliament were so chock-a-block with cocks that I'm certain the government after this election will be a Hung Parliament."


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