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past

A time that sucked but doesn't seem so bad compared to the present.

past

by hoosteen on May 22, 2010 00:30:30

(n.) Something that's completely worthless, unless you can actually learn something from it.

Example:
John was depressed because all his girlfriends from the past had dumped him.

past

by Krkič on Jun 24, 2019 18:25:33

Ground Control, can you confirm sense of his dark secret?
Its trying to show itself to me, secret holder's back pain correlated with said grey matter.
Must get to the bottom of this. Hearing whispers "help me", very timid, very hurt.

Example:
Ground Control, piece with past is being held hostage by self proclaimed Cult of Past! Send troops.

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by themoreyouno on May 07, 2012 11:27:37

When toothpaste is applied to the nipples, often resulting in highs lasting an hour or so.

Example:
Student 1: "Hey did you do the homework last night?"
Student 2: "No man I tried pasting."
Student 1: "I heard about that! how was it???"
Student 2: "Amazing man...Amazing"

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by Vicarelli on Dec 02, 2009 08:05:17

Pasted is the state of consciousness when an individual is so stoned that they are literally unable to move, finding themselves pasted to the couch or their attention pasted to some form of entertainment like a movie, or a long series of Youtube videos.

Example:
I was so pasted last night I watched all of It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia season 4.

pasting

by Broseph_Isa on May 07, 2012 06:31:19

Putting toothpaste on one's nipples with the intent of getting lightheaded or high.

Example:
Johnny was out of weed so he started pasting to get his fix.

My father cut me off after he found out I was pasting.

Past

by HappyGirl1993 on Mar 03, 2011 03:25:58

Everything that has happened so far. Reading this definition is part of your past. And this. And this. And...

Example:
Jonny: Do you remember when we were ten, and we first kissed by the bike shed?
Paige: That was in the past, move on.

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by Shawarma1 on May 07, 2012 22:13:53

serious form of drug abuse, performed by applying toothpaste (and lotion) to the nipples and letting the chemicals sink in.

Example:
Mark: Man, I got so high yesterday.
Steve: Oh, no, you weren't pasting again, were you?

pasting

by Anonymous167284 on May 09, 2012 01:42:00

The act of liberally applying toothpaste to your nipples to get high.

Example:
"Dude we're gonna do some pasting later...you down?"
"I don't know man, what happens?"
"You get sooo high."
"Yeah I'm in then!"

Pasting

by Carnictus on May 07, 2012 10:58:48

The act of putting toothpaste (commonly Colgate) on your nipple-area to create an entire body sensation, similar to that of Marijuana.

Example:
"Hey man, what are you doing after school?"
"Well, I was gonna go pasting with Derp, then go to the movies!"

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