Permit
by B0m8A on May 13, 2019 09:27:24
Dictionary Definition:Short for permission this term describes any document giving the holder authority to do something that would be considered unlawful without the
permit.
Urban Dictionary Definition: A piece of paper which would be more useful as toilet paper as Clients fail to read and adhere to conditions contained within.
A document which is an afterrthought for Project Managers but hold great importance once remembered. More powerful than King Arthurs Sword, more useless than used toilet paper.
Example:
This
permit is 'feckin useless'. I'd
be better off wiping
my arse with it than trying to work with it.
permition
by waaaaaang on Jun 27, 2014 08:03:14
Permit Patty
by Twattlemuffin on Jun 26, 2018 07:03:17
Permit driver
by BlackSabbath1982 on Aug 15, 2009 13:23:27
A driver that just receives his or her
permit and makes sloppy mistakes. Also, going
10-15 mph in a 55 is common.
Permit Fag
by McLovin_69 on Nov 21, 2012 07:39:19
A
permit fag is someone who has recently received their driving
permit or hasn't gotten their license yet, and constantly talks about how good of a driver they are, or corrects mistakes that a licensed driver makes. They constantly recite terms and rules that they have just recently learned in a Drivers Education course. Overall they are just conceited little high-schoolers who seem to think they are driving experts. Often times they actually aren't good drivers at all, and passengers tend to spend most of the car ride grabbing the "
oh shit handles".
Example:
Permit Fag: "Yeah I'm such a
good driver. I haven't even gotten a ticket yet or anything."
Guy: "Shut the fuck up. You've had your
permit for two days, you
conceited piece of shit."
demolition permit
by BronxBomber on Nov 13, 2014 01:56:40
When your going out on a date with a girl that you want to have rough sex with. You can ask one of
your boys to apply for a
demo permit.
Example:
ex. Yo I'm
going out with
Molly tonight, I'm gonna need to
pull a demolition permit for that A**!
permit test
by Totally real person on Feb 10, 2023 02:04:02
Permit bum
by truthteller312 on Jan 28, 2020 09:30:43
Example:
Person #1: Hey Joe get of your ass and get your
permit you lazy piece of shit
Person #2: I haven't gotten to it.
Person #1: (
Gasp in
disbelief) Fuckin
Permit bum
off road permit
by B.Bolic on Jan 03, 2007 11:07:35