personal trainer
the one at the gym that can bench press 5000 lbs and expects you to do the same even though you never lifted anything heavier than a wii
controler. she stands over you yelling "one more! come on you
whimpy little wuss! quit crying and lift that! it's only 5 lbs!" You thought you wanted to get into shape but she is making your life an achey hell and now you're so sore it hurts to breathe! she also wants you to run for half an hour and you can't even run from the sofa to the fridge without wheezing because of smoking 5 packs a day and drinking a 12 pack of
BudLite for each meal.